Why Do We Have Spoilers, Again? -- Photo of the Week 7 June 2010
>> 07 June 2010
This one came in from K Swiss on his morning drive today:
I took this photo using [my wife's] Blackberry this morning on the way to the Metro. Yeah, this happened in my neighborhoodFirst of all, nothing screams "bad-ass speed" and "I need a spoiler to stay on the ground I'm so fast" than a '93 Accord with "turbo" placed on the back right of the trunk.
But really, if you're going to the trouble of slaping a piece of wood onto your trunk, wouldn't you want to go with something classier than plywood? Like a nice, dark cherry wood? Maybe put a nice dark stain on their to at least make it appear that your spoiler wasn't just a skateboard ramp for a bunch of teenagers? I don't know. Despite my Asianness, I am no expert on Rice Rocketing a car.
Happy Monday, all.
5 ideas preached:
Hours later..... yep, still laughing!
God put spoilers on 4 cylinder cars for everyone's amusement. Unless of course, you own a Honda Accord. Then, its a natural course to install your scrap lumber for aerodynamics to race against your neighbors Vespa.
I think you gotta save the cherry wood for those more classy cars. How much would you love to see something like that on a Lexus or BMW?
I'm so inspired!~ I'm going to fashion one out of homemade Play-doh that's fastidiously oven-baked. Hot chicks, here I come.
My mom ran into Shigeko at a fabric store - - which leads me to say Congrats Man!! Sorry, I should be saying something witty about spoilers here but since I don't have facebook or another way to contact you I decided to use my blog to add my well wishes.
You are going to make one excellant husband, she is a lucky girl!
I think the time has come for a return of the sarcastic Asian. I'm ready for some more ramblings, bro.
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