Weekly Selects #30

still playing catch-up, but here we go...

-Via Email from AM, an article titled "Women Hospitalized After Bogus Butt Enhancements." From the first paragraph:

six women in New Jersey who hoped to plump up their backsides have ended up hospitalized with infections, after a bogus doctor injected their derrieres with a mixture of silicone, petroleum jelly and, perhaps most hazardous, household caulk

Oh sure, all the essentials for body augmentation...silicone: check. petroleum jelly: check. And caul-- wait, what?! Caulk? Like what you use to seal bathtubs?

Sky Mall needs to strike while the iron is hot to market their Body Figure Enhancing Pads as a safer alternative to having caulk injected into your cheeks. They could go with a simple catchphrase, "Keep caulk out of your a**." Or something.

-Via from cousin Em. I have to warn you, if you weren't on your way to have nightmares of Japanese men with mohawks yet, this will have you back on track:

have you already posted this?

Clapping your hands to express happiness has never been so skin-crawlingly creepy.

Well, I'm typing this on Wednesday night/Thurs morning, and I'm tired, so you're just getting two this week...